The Good The Bad The Ugly
Night of the Living Dead
Bloodsport
Shaun of the Dead
Poltergeist
Superbad
Funnyface
Meangirls
Haywire
Enter the Dragon
Fist of Fury
Kill Bill(s)The Fast and the Furious
Nightmare on Elm Street
Fantastic Planet
Ghost in the Shell
Akira
Rocky
Rocky 2
Rocky 3
Rocky 4
Rocky Balboa
Fist of Rage
Hidden Fortress
Way of the Dragon
Legend of Drunken Master
Frankenstein
John Carpenter’s Vampires
Crank
Crank 2
Predator
Death Wish
Conan
Shall We Dance (not the one with richard gere)
Zombie
Cabin in the Woods
A Fist Full of Dollars
For a Few Dollars More
Yojimbo
Killdozer
Street Fighter (greatest comedy ever)
Amelie
Drive
Thief
Street Thief
Johnny Mnemonic
Casino
Lord of the Rings all 3 of them
Jurassic Park
Hellraiser
Dead Alive (aka Braindead)
Reanimator
Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
Evil Dead (2013. technically. so gory!)
A Better Tomorrow
Face Off
Hardboiled
I Spit on Your Grave (FUCK THE NEW ONE)
All the Bonds, except Die Another Day
Transporter 1,2,3
Get Carter (original)
Payback
Breakin’
Blade 1, 2
Clash of the Titans (original)
Wrath of the Titans
Supercop
Commando
Red Sun
The Magnificent Seven, USA and Japan
The Dirty Dozen
The Godfather 1, 2
Apocalypse Now
The Matrix
Star Wars
I Drink Your Blood
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (FUCK THE NEW ONE! Show that movie to a normal person and watch them squirm)
The Road Warrior
Total Recall (w/Arnold)
Tron 1, 2
The Artist
Toy Story 1, 2, 3
Lethal Weapon
Diehard
Diehard with a Vengence
Hard Target
The Warriors
John Carter
The Thing (1982)
My Neighbor Totoro
Carnasaur
House of the Devil

okay i’m done typing. i love movies, i’ve been watching them since i was like 5 years old and appreciating them since i was like 10. not a lot of kiddy movies because i grew up watching action and horror flicks, but i love cartoons. I used to love horror movies, but ever for a good solid decade now I’ve shifted over to action movies because no movie is scarier than real life. i’m only looking forward to a few flicks this summer (kings of summer,  kiss of the damned, VHS2, a few more). i dont go to the movies enough. i have no idea why there’s no docs on this list, but i love those too. i’m just a sucker for moving pictures

Tony Montana

Travis Bickle

Rorschach

Rocky

Blondie

Angel Eyes

Lee

Williams

Freddy

Jason

Almost every Dracula

Neo

Tequila

Mallory Kane

Conan

Ottway

Jules Winnfield

Ip Man

Ogammi Itto

The Bride

Terry (The Streetfighter)

Frank Dux

It’s always dangerous to drink and write on a digital platform. Sober? It’s grand! Copy and paste stuff to your heart’s desire! But buzzed and eating pizza, listening to rowdy Irish music and remicing about the past while trying to get down what happened today, and putting something in the wrong spot, so good old cut suddenly becomes an enemy and you can’t remember where you cut it from? That shit will not stand. Fuck it. I’m calling it… this is my worst blog entry ever.